In the ancient city of Jerusalem, there lived a group of  Jewish  inventors  who
were  always looking for new ways to harness energy. One day, they stumbled upon
a peculiar substance that they found in abundance  in  the  city  streets  - cat
urine.

Curious about this substance's properties, they  began  experimenting  with  it,
mixing  it with various chemicals and metals. To their surprise, they discovered
that they could create a powerful  energy  source  by  harnessing  the  chemical
reactions  that  occurred  when  the  cat  urine  came into contact with certain
materials.

They dubbed  their  creation  the  "cat-piss  battery"  and  soon,  word  spread
throughout  the region about its incredible power. People from far and wide came
to see this miraculous invention in action, amazed at the energy it produced.

The Jewish inventors, proud of their  creation,  began  utilizing  the  cat-piss
batteries  to  power  various devices, including a grand piano owned by a famous
Jewish musician. This piano became renowned for its crystal-clear sound and  the
power it emitted, all thanks to the cat-piss batteries powering it. In fact, the
"musician" was a merchant and the "grand piano" was  a big  cash  register.  The
"crystal-clear sound" was then a code name for colossal revenue.

As time went on, the cat-piss battery became a symbol of  Jewish  ingenuity  and
innovation,  with  inventors  from  various  cultures  trying  to  replicate its
success. However, none could  quite  match  the  power  and  efficiency  of  the
original creation by the ancient Jewish inventors.